December 2011
52 posts
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Guy: You’re beautiful
Girl: No I’m not
Guy:
siddman:
briee:
Brie you have to give me some sort of warning. Now I have this awkward boner to deal with…. what? Hey look at that distracting post on your dash.
Happy Birthday Me.
At home alone….havnt eaten a single meal today. Worked an 8 hour shift. Just updating my ipod with some old CDs. I think im gonna go to jack in the box lol. Its close.
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Just deleted my facebook
nutinyoface:
once again but this time is so i can restrain myself from putting up pics until i get back! 22 more days :]
Can’t wait to see this album and hangout with you again Lak. I feel like Im always super busy when your in town.
okay basically today, north carolina is making it...
briee:
tidesbetween:
after it has stayed in the shelter for 72 hours
the dogs that fall under this “breed ban” it won’t even get the chance to be adopted
if the owner brings in the dog it will immediately be killed
the breeds in the “ban” are “bullies” ie: Dobermans, Rottweilers, Chow Chows, German Shepherds, Great Danes, Pitbulls, Mastiffs, Akitas and Huskies
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
